Jul 16, 2019
Michael: Hey guys, welcome back to Ted and Michael Read Sketches Into Microphones. I’m Michael Paul Smith.
Ted: And I am Ted O’Gorman.
Michael: And I am the enthusiastic one. (Pause) Exactly. Our first sketch needs really no background, so…
Ted: Wait, Mike Mike, you’re...you’re giving it background.
Jul 3, 2019
Michael: Hello once again everyone welcome back to “Ted and Michael Read Sketches Into Microphones.” I’m Michael Paul Smith.
Ted: I am Ted O’Gorman.
Michael: This is our eighth episode! You guys, we’re almost two thirds of the way through.
Ted: It would be two thirds of the way through, right?
Jul 3, 2019
Ted, Michael, and friends present more things you should never, ever say on a first date… or probably ever.
Steve Zahn plays the classic Nintendo game Punch Out.
The “Hogwarts Boston” campus is amidst an advertising blitz, with a new commercial.
There’s a new “fraud kit” for people who want to pretend to be...
Jun 26, 2019
Andre the Giant finds himself in a ball pit at Chuck ‘E Cheese.
A new Sandals resort highlights a man learning about his wife’s dark secret.
A man debriefs the feds about his alien abduction.
New footage from Apollo 11 reveals some personal conflicts.
--Andre in the Ball Pit--
Jun 22, 2019
Michael: Hello and welcome back to Ted and Michael Read Sketches Into Microphones. I’m Michael Paul Smith.
Ted: I am Ted O’Gorman. This is Episode Seven, Mike!
Michael: Yes indeed. And for our next sketch, for our first sketch of this episode, we strongly suggest that you pour yourself a tall glass of Canadian...