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| Season One
July 6, 2019
Episode Transcript Ted, Michael, and friends present more things you should never, ever say on a first date… or probably ever. Steve Zahn plays the classic Nintendo game Punch Out. ...
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| Season One | Transcripts
July 6, 2019
Michael: You guys. Thank you for listening to Ted and Michael Read Sketches Into Microphones. I’m Michael Paul Smith. Ted: I’m uh...Ted O’Gorman. Michael: Ted and I are celebrating… T...
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| Season One
June 26, 2019
Episode Transcript Andre the Giant finds himself in a ball pit at Chuck ‘E Cheese. A new Sandals resort highlights a man learning about his wife’s dark secret. A man debriefs th...
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| Season One | Transcripts
June 26, 2019
Michael: Hey everyone, welcome to Ted and Michael Read Sketches Into Microphones. I’m Michael Paul Smith. Ted: I am Ted O’Gorman. Michael: And Ted is not feeling super well today. But he mad...
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| Season One
June 19, 2019
Episode Transcript Michael describes another classic Wall Street Journal cartoon to Ted. Michael takes us all on another sexy journey… into the shower… with him. So… sexy? You be t...
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| Season One | Transcripts
June 19, 2019
Michael: Hello everyone and welcome back to Ted and Michael Read Sketches Into Microphones. I’m… Ted: (Interrupting) I’m Michael Paul Smith. Michael: And I guess I’m Ted O’Gorman. Beca...
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| Season One
June 12, 2019
Episode Transcript Andre the Giant visits a Spanish tapas bar. A new company offers full “fraud kits” for people who want to pretend to be successful. A new “Twilight Zone...
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| Season One | Transcripts
June 12, 2019
Michael: Hey guys, welcome back to Ted and Michael Read Sketches Into Microphones. I’m Michael Paul Smith. Ted: And I am Ted O’Gorman. Michael: And I am the enthusiastic one. (Pause) Exactly...
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| Season One
June 5, 2019
Episode Transcript Jason Bateman stars in a new, very Jason Bateman, movie. Michael takes us all on another sexy journey… into the shower… with him. So… sexy? You be the judge. ...
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| Season One | Transcripts
June 5, 2019
Michael: Hello once again everyone welcome back to “Ted and Michael Read Sketches Into Microphones.” I’m Michael Paul Smith. Ted: I am Ted O’Gorman. Michael: This is our eighth episode! ...