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| Season Two

Season Two: Episode Twelve

July 22, 2020

Episode Transcript Robert DeNiro doesn’t know who he is. We present a scene that only works in a visual medium. A new fraud kit is perfect for emotionally manipulative parents. ...


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Season 2, Episode 12 Transcript

July 22, 2020

MPS: Hello listeners! Welcome to episode 12 of season 2 of “Ted and Michael Read Sketches Into Microphones.” I’m Michael Paul Smith. Ted: I am Ted O’Gorman. MPS: You are listening to our...


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| Season Two

Season Two: Episode Eleven

July 15, 2020

Episode Transcript Ted and Michael set up a “Fish Track.” Lieutenant Columbo takes an improv class. Three friends enter a jazz haunted house. A new product scares sexual hara...


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Season 2, Episode 11 Transcript

July 15, 2020

MPS: Hey guys, welcome to Episode 11 of season 2 of Ted and Michael Read Sketches Into Microphones. I’m Michael Paul Smith. Ted: I’m Ted O’Gorman. MPS: And we’re gonna start with a sketc...


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| Season Two

Season Two: Episode Ten

July 8, 2020

Episode Transcript Elle Woods takes a dark turn in life in a new “Legally Blonde” movie. Sean Connery reads a Wikipedia summary of a Tyler Perry movie. Ted and Michael unlock more...


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Season 2, Episode 10 Transcript

July 8, 2020

Michael: Hello everyone Welcome to “Ted and Michael Read Sketches Into Microphones.” I’m Michael Paul Smith. Ted: I’m Ted O’Gorman. Michael: And this is a sketch that, like many others...


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| Season Two

Season Two: Episode Nine

July 1, 2020

Episode Transcript Don Draper from the 90’s has another pitch. Ted and Michael analyze another classic Wall Street Journal cartoon. A lady tries to plan a trip to the movies with he...


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Season 2, Episode 9 Transcript

July 1, 2020

MPS: Hey guys, welcome to episode nine of season two of… Ted: Not so loud. Not so loud. MPS: Sorry. Ted: You’re shouting. MPS: Welcome to episode nine of season two of “Ted and Micha...


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| Season Two

Season Two: Episode Eight

June 24, 2020

Episode Transcript Michael pitches Ted some new business ideas. Spud (from “Trainspotting”) irons his pants. A member of the Baseball Furies (from “The Warriors”) tries to sne...


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Season 2, Episode 8 Transcript

June 24, 2020

Michael: Hello hello! Welcome to episode two of season eight of “Ted and Michael Read Sketches Into Microphones.” I’m Michael Paul Smith. Ted: I’m Ted O’Gorman. Michael: You guys have ...